W3Y'st'd Days

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Pick Up Lines

Here's some pick up lines that I found and made up. Let me know which are the top 5. I will be using them at the club.

  • Don't you know me from somewhere?

  • You look so good, I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.

  • Man: Hey, can I take a picture of you? Woman: Why? Man: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

  • Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us?

  • Excuse me, do you know how much a penguin weighs? No? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is...

  • Is this a barbeque? 'Cause you're smoking!

  • My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.

  • If it gets any hotter in here, you're going to have to leave

  • I think you might have to leave, you're a fire hazard.

  • Confident women are sexy, and you look very confident.

  • I'd use a pickup line, but you deserve better.

  • Besides this one, how many pickup lines have you heard today?

  • I thought I'd better come over and talk to you before you caught me staring.

  • If this bar is a meat market, then you must be the prime rib.

  • Man: This is my lucky day. Woman: Why? Man: I just met you.

  • If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

  • I'm sorry; I didn't introduce myself sooner.

  • I'm going to need a doggy bag so I can take you home.

  • Man: You know I'm an endangered species? Woman: How so? Man: There's only one of me, right?

  • Hey baby, I got the "F" the "C" and the "K". All i need is "U".

  • Have you seen the seat "below me"?

  • I only have 1 wish left, I used the other 2 to meet you.

  • You look a little down, can I pick you up?

  • My name's not Justin, but I still want to rock your body.

  • Were you in Troy? I could have sworn you played Helen.

  • Do you like to gamble? Cuz I'm a sure bet.