The Whizzanator

Business 2.0 - 101 Dumbest Moments in Business:

"Over the course of six months, the sheriff's department in Lubbock County, Texas, catches five suspects attempting to fool urinalysis using the Whizzinator, an artificial penis that dispenses fake pee. Says a straight-faced Dennis Catalano, the owner of the company that makes the device and also sells dried urine, 'How people choose to use it is beyond our control.'"

what, exactly, are the other uses for a fake penis that urinates fake urine? seriously. are you gunna, like, stick this in your friend's ear and urinate in it? regardless of which, you'll get smacked so hard.


chocolate fondu

yummy. just got back from chocolate fondu at ptim & mindy's place. we had an assortment of fruits, such as canned pineapple, peach, american pear, chinese pear, korean pear, and raspberry. the canned pineapple was the best, although a bit tinny.

there was also tostitos and salsa. we had finished off the salsa earlier while the chocolate was melting. there were still some chips left, caro was all about dipping the chips into the chocolate.

since the fondu was so drippy, a few of us dripped a bit of chocolate on to ourselves. i got a bit on my zipper area, caro got a whole dribble down her left sleeve, john got some down his pants, and dan got some on the carpet. a good time was had by all.


stain'd

the first time i heard stain'd, it was at the korn isssues tour. at the time, stain'd was a new group and had only one good song: mudhoney. i gave them a chance and listened to their first cd, but it just wasn't any good.

now, years later, stain'd is huge. a few months ago i had given them another chance, but again, nothing really that spectacular. but now, i d/l'd 14 shades of grey mainly because of "so far away" and "how about you", both of which are really great songs. i figure, i'll give them a third chance. so far, it's been alright. again, nothing really that spectacular.


gorillaz

i had d/l this cd a long time ago and listend to it briefly. at the time, i couldn't really appreciate the sound or the music. but listening to it again, i've really grown an appreciation for it. their sound is very unique and they play w/ a lot of ideas musically. it's such a sythesis of different styles and it works.