Dream Sequence

oh my goodness, just had the weirdest dream:

[note: edited from AIM conversation]
dave was having an anneversary party for his marriage in rochester
and we were all drivin up
i was supposed to drive jeff chen
but there was a cinder block in my back seat
and i had to move it to my trink
but i was backed up against this other car so i had to wait for it to pull out. then i put it in the trunk, but there was all this other stuph in there already, like jeff's bag and my bag. when i got back into the car, jeff had already started the engine and as i put it into drive, we started rolling and i decided to pray. but when i went to press the brake or gas, the pedal part of it was missing, and all was there was this stubby thing which made it really hard to drive.
we never actually got there
somehow, jeff turned into uma thurman
and we ended up in this weird venician city
but it was full of japanese ppl
and there was this infection
and they were running, but we had to get somewhere, but they wouldn't let us through
so we had to go around
and we ended up on this weird cycle
that floated
and uma was driving
it was like this weird race course
made of dirt and rock
but w/ really high sloped walls and we were goin really fasst
and things were exploding round us
and bowser was there
he tried to smash us
and mario was jumping around
until this weird blue wizard shocked him
and then we got a mushroom and got big
and jumped on top of a pipe plat
plant*
and then we were thrown in a wooden cage on this weird railway
there was REALLY hot water being sprayed at us
and metal blades and stuph
this was all part of some elaborate race, i think to rochester
uma picked the lock on the cage
just as it was about to crash into something
and we jumped out
and we had to squeeze against the wall as another cage came by
cuz the railway was surrounded by this really high fence
made of metal and wood
but there were lil notches for ppl to stand in as other cages went by
we found the door and went out
and met w/ the host of the race
we were the first out
and then the next team of 2 came out
but they
weren't in a cage
they were just walkin down the track
one of the guys was huge, kinda like the rock, but din't look like him
and he had what i thought was a dye barrel condom around his neck
but it ended up being this weird gas mask thing
and the host said, while we're waiting
we should play this game
which was like gunbound w/ the secret char's
and all the bots were doing these moves that i din't know about
and i was like... shoot... i'm gunna lose
and then i forced myself to wake up

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