Protect You

Some megacorps are trying to put out a new DRMed DVD media which will cost more and will "protect" the end user. In the comments.

I will protect you. Go stand by the stairs.

You have been protected.

The response.

Pak Chooie Unf

That is incorrect. The Picass0 robot is malfunctioning. I will protect you from the terrible secret of Fiorina. Fiorina has a terrible power.

The punchline:

Do not trust the mekkab robot.
Pushing is the answer
Humans must be pushed
They must go down the stairs

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