Banned from the Ferry
I came in this morning expecting a really quiet morning. So we're just sitting around and a call comes in; it's our coworker Rob. Something happened on the ferry this mroning and now he's banned from the ferry.
What happened was that Rob was running late. He got to the ferry dock just as the gates closed. Most sane people would leave it closed but he decided to open it and run on the boat anyway. The security guy yelled at him for opening the gate but Rob was steadfast. He wasn't going to take shirt from anyone. So the security guy starts yelling and yellling at him.
At first, only about 30% of the boat looked at them. Then it turned to 50%. That was Rob's sign that he should probably get off the boat.
Only Rob could be banned from the ferry.