Top 10 Reasons Why My God is Better than Yours

Here are the top 10 reasons why my God is better than yours:

1001. Created you and me.
1000. Turned water into wine.
111. Takes vengeance for me.
110. Understands my plight.
101. Accepts me for who I am.
100. Loves me no matter what.
11. Came down from heaven to dwell amongst us.
10. Died for your sins even though you don't believe in Him.
1. Is holy, perfect, just, righteous, and wise.
0. Came back from the dead on his own power.