assualted by little girls

After small group, I was attacked by 2 very young girls out of no where. They probably came up to my waist, they were that short. They tried to kick me and hit me with their tiny fists. No matter where I would run, they would be right behind me. It was bad because I was encumbered.

In order to stave their onslaught, I picked up a chair to try and defend myself, very similar to that of a lion tamer. It gave the girls the idea that they should pick up chairs too. This forced me to get a second chair because they tried to flank me. Luckily, I was strategically ready for them. I backed up against the wall holding the 2 chairs out to either side to try and block them. They would lunge at me with the chairs in hand and I would hit the chairs with mine.

Eventually, my arms got tired of holding up the chairs, so I dropped them and started running again. They chased me, so I took the chairs that were set up and threw them on the ground and in their path to try and make some sort of awkward baracade.

After much running, I just got tired. They surrounded me and started hitting me with their hands again. They also tried to kick me. I was afraid that they were going to hit my nuts, so I was sure to protect them.

I ran behind Sharon to have her protect me. The little girls were trying to lure me to hit them back. But I knew that if I gave into that, I would probably pull a Hulk smash and just hurl them across the room.

They proceeded to chase me once again. Somehow, they lost their interest in me and stopped their pursuit. And I went to Applebee's.