collapsable urinator

Me: oh oh
M: waht?
M: wahwt?
Me: i thought of the perfect invention for me!
Me: men*
M: huh?????
Me: you take short pvc piping or some sort of tubing
Me: put your dick in it
Me: and then pee
Me: never miss!
Me: and its washable!
Me: the best would be if it was collapsable
Me: then it could be diff sizes
M: that is so gross
M: i'm goign to pretend you didnt' say that
Me: :(