Mmmm... Donuts

Comment:

In other news, donuts almost certainly don't exist. Instead it is much more likely that there exists circular pieces of cooked dough with a hole in the centre.

2nd comment:

It would have been easier to say "torroid pieces of dough"....

Punchline:

Yes, or to make it more accessible, instead of "torroid" you could say "doughnut-shaped."

Hilarious.