Queer Dreams

I had the weirdest dream last night. Considering I don't have many dreams (yes, I know that I still do, I just don't remember; spare me) ever. I think my last dream I had was about a year or two ago. Anyway, this may seem odd, but whatevers.

The dream opened on the streets of london. It was this gray blue overcast sky with not much light coming through. As I was walking along, I sudden see Carson from Queer Eye. I'm like, "Woah! I love your show, blah blah blah." Some how, we really hit it off and he asks me if I want to hang out with him as he shoots the show. I'm like, "Of course!".

So I follow him around as they all do their thing with the straight guy. We go to these little shops to shop for clothes, this little market to shop for food, it was a blast.

The taping of the show was about to wrap up. We all sit down to dinner at some pub. The waiter asks me what I would like and I say, "Whatever, you choose." The waiter says he'll bring me some New York strip. I think it's a little odd, but that's alright.

Everyone gets their food and we all start eating. I think mine is a little strange 'cause there are all these small bones, not like on a fish, but like really thin ribs and stuff.

In the middle of dinner, the straight guy and his girlfriend comes in to the pub. Apparantly, he had asked her to marry him on camera and she said yes. But after the cameras stopped rolling, she told him she couldn't marry him because the ring was too big and hurt her finger. He had given her a 100 carat diamond ring. She gave the ring back to him and walked out.

We all sit there a little dumbfounded, not because of hte reason why she left him, but that it happened. For some reason, her reasoning seemed perfectly reasonable.

Finally, we finish dinner. Mine was pretty good, tasted nothing like New York strip steak though. I ask the waiter what it was and he said, "Dog". I look at the plate and, sure enough, there was the meaty skeleton of a small dog on my plate.

Oh, and all the guys in Queer Eye were Christians. How weird is that?