square watermelon

BBC News | ASIA-PACIFIC | Square fruit stuns Japanese shoppers:

"And then there was the problem of trying to cut the fruit when it kept rolling around."

Now really, who has the problem of rolling fruit? Why do you think God gave us two hands? One to hold the fruit, the other to hold the knife to cut it.

I can understand the space saving features of a square watermelon, but it just looks freaky and unnatural.