Honduras - Day 14

Honduras - Day 14

Linshuang's blog for Wey:
So today is the last day in Honduras.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>_< Wey thinks he is constipated. the >_<, not him. I don't know if this is actually clarifying. oh well.


whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
two weeks....
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

dumdeedumdoo
lalalalalalalaaaaaaa

Wey says he's going to miss...

the bench.
alcohol. mmm more alcohol.
spiders.
clicking the green box.
rock, paper, scissor.
corn cupcake wrappers.
sweet ketchup.
beef stew.
el genio.
the best guesser.
the most likely to lose his key.
the most improved speaker.
*pointing* este.
the best driver in Honduras.
Copan.
skull.
"lista, Luis?"
the best tour guide.
Presci.
"Speak English, fool!"
pulling my pants up.
the view.
brillar intermitentemente.
"todo, no, todo, no, todo, no".
the rain.
the mess.
power outs.
anafres.
"HERE's your ticket!"
INFP, ENTJ, xxTJ.
walking in the middle of the street.
translations
sexy nighttime photo shoots
having our own fiesta in the back of a pickup truck
hammocks
creative expression with dry erase markers
drinking problems
taboo discussions (how long does it last?)
Senor Ita.
public urination.
old man dancing.
the weather.
talapia.
cigars.
the papayas.
the bananas.
passionfruit carrot juice.
the refried beans.
2 points for a truck. 1 point for artistic flair. 2 points for passing that truck again.
being a novelty
making an ass out of ume.
"No, no way. Not me. Don't believe them. You've got competition as a genius. We need more voluntaries."
fingers and backs and other body parts.
talking with locallers
blogging.
hearing God in the most unlikely places.
siesta.
8 years old.
hot springs.
iPod worship.
"no van a comer"
27 years old.
hour and a half meals.
hand washed laundry.
and most of all, thing half.

Great minds... right?

Things Wey won't miss...

old yeller.
Marlon.
diarrhea.
DEET.
brown water.
lack of running water. (how many bowls?)
sugar. juice. what's the difference?
lack of toilet paper.
leaky showers.
perpetually damp sheets.
room service that takes a day to complete
taxis.
lack of traffic laws.
punto de venta.
inventario.
UPCs.
having only one napkin.
trucks in the morning.
no daylight savings.
cold showers.
lack of trance.
no fiestas.
not shaving.
the internet cafes.
lack of phone.
lack of vegetables.
exhaust fumes.
Birkenstock abuse.
eating only fried foods.
loud air conditionings.
lack of TV.
broken Spanish.

You should come next time.