Human Area Network

I was reading this article on /. about Human Area Networking and came across these jokes. I don't think you'd enjoy them unless you're a bit of a geek.
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"No honey, you're not fat, you just have lots of bandwidth!"
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She's just her own WAN...

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What do you call a Human Area Network that's by itself? HAN SOLO!

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Is this where I brag...

about my fat pipe?

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This isn't an orgy, we're the infrastructure for a beowulf cluster...