stings

In reference to a /. poll about the best melee weapon.

Slashdot Poll:

"It stings worse than a baseball bat...

Wait there a minute, you got hit by a baseball bat and the words you'd use to describe the sensation are that it *stings*?! Was this baseball bat covered in bees, thumbtacks, lemon-wedges, jellyfish, and vinegar and only rubbed lightly against the surface of your skin?"

Hilarious.