microsoft as anime

In reference to an article about the Japanese Government raiding Microsoft Japan.

Slashdot | Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices:

"Then out of no where .. Giant Robots!!

Bill Gates: I call on MicrosoftZords!

*observe cheezy stock footage of Internet Explorer, Office, Media Player, IIS, and DirectX robots prance around for next to forever and combine into XPMegaZord. Wields DRM Sword and Product Activation Shield*

Officer: We send Godzilla, Mothra, and Barbara Striesand!

Bill Gates: I call on .net!

*more cheezy footage of previous robots joining .Net to become 133tH4x0rZord. Blasts opponent with bribery and FUD attacks*"

It's funny because the different parts of the MicrosoftZoid are really different things from Microsoft.